THE INVENTION OF BEER....(a revisionist manifesto)

"It is stated in Arnold's Illustrated Hystorie of the Universe and all other Things.

that beer was invented by the Summerians in the year 310 BC. Recent archaelogical findings in the wild remote jungles of darkest New England region of New Holland also known as Australia, have shed new light on the true date of the discovery of Beer, it seems that it was an altogether later genius, by the name of Sir Adelberry Dobson who in 1794 discovered beer. all the brewers up till then have been exposed as charletans and kiljoys".

 

Mr Pinkington Lesionaire

The London Globe

 

Dobson's Brewery was established by Sir Alderberry Snifback Dobson III, after a miraculous apparition of a virgin appeared to him at his property "Eastview" situated in bucolic Kentucky in the far reaches of exotic New England. He knew he was blessed, as no one had seen a virgin in Kentucky up to that point, and in fact since. The virgin commanded him to give up his life of selling opiated cough syrups and instead to brew effictatious brews of a high order for the thirsty populous, he named his invention beer.

Whilst you may have heard other stories of the beginnings of beer, they are mere lies and innuendo.

 

It is to Alderberry we owe the miracle that is beer.

 

 

Sir Alderberry Snifback Dobson III

Fudpucker is a rice beer very refreshing with a slight tang of Saaz and Citra hops.

Happy Houligan is a Scot's Ale east drinking with a sweet palate and light hopping withBritish Target hops.

Seaman Steynes is a California common/ steam beer style...a very simple. and easy drinking style Hopped with Northern Brewer hops from Germany.

Old Trout is a south east English traditional bitter A great session beer complex and rewarding. Uses Target, Challenger and North Down hops.

Sick Puppy is a Belgian monastic beer, A classic Dubbel, complex, sweet and oh so rewarding. Saaz, Styrian Goldings & Tettnang hops, add a nice tang.

Sick Puppy is a Belgian monastic beer, A classic Dubbel, complex, sweet and oh so rewarding. Saaz, Styrian Goldings & Tettnang hops, add a nice tang.

Classic German style Heffeweisen. A crisp Diacetyl finish with banana and tropical fruit overtones. Very refreshing.

A complex and floral modern Pale Ale.

This many layered Ale is brilliant with food and is quite savoury. Yum!

 

Now you know about our beautiful ales...you can use our exclusive Give a Fuck-o-meter.

If you stare at the meter it will tell you how you now feel about the crap beers you normally drink...no really!

With 8 beers on tap. Plus seasonal ales and ales with historic interest, you are always going to be entertained and delighted by a tasting at Eastview. All ales are made on site and as you would expect are all grain. Made in the traditional way.

Isn't it time you visited Eastview.